So I gotta tell you, I'm really beside myself on this idea of 'Voting For A Black Man' as a good idea. Cause, and I gotta tel you this, I don't see shit that's good about it. Call it the Nelson Mandela effect, or something like that. And if I ain't making myself clear, then this: What's all you white folk, well meaning though you be, gonna do after Barrack Obama becomes president, and then them lovely Black folk start getting all up in your face, heckling you, and all that? Say?

See, I know the great many of you is goin Black causin you're just all pissed off at Bush, the Republicans, the Rich, and the whole fucking idear of Meritocracy, to which I say, tough fucking shit! Ya hear?

You're all pissed off, and now you want to bring the whole fricking country down to your lackluster level. Boy, don't that make a heap of sense. And, listen, I was listen to some queers, least I think they was queer, that from the way they was a squeezin and tuggin at one another, but these days, you can't never be too terribly sure, and maybe they were just modern guys doin what modern guys now days do, but anyways, they were talking about if, 'All us minorities stick together, meaning the blacks with the browns, the women with the faggots (and them boys can legally use that word, ya hear), then we can take all them rich white guys and show them a thing or two,' meaning God only knows what. But that is what they said.

And I know all you liberals, meaning those of you who ain't all that smart, but likes to think you are, think nigh is the time to put a Negro into the White House. Well, I say fuck that, but who's listening to me. Still, I got just as much right to my foolishness as you got to yers, that being the silliness this country was founded on. Or how did Thomas Jefferson put it? Oh, yeah: He called Democracy the 'Tyranny of the Many.' Anyway, you go ahead an vote that Obama feller into office, and when the Blacks realize that they won't be getting shit out of the deal, and then they starts to riotin, the way they're want to do when they don't get their way, you don't forget who it was told you what to expect. Hear?

Yep. And now I wants all you Yahoos out there to have yourselfs one right fine Fourth of July. And while you're out celebrating by blowing up this and a that, you think about this country being blown up the say fricking way. And you think about this: You think about selling down the shitter all the things your daddies and your granddaddies fought and died for. You think about that. Think about it good and hard. I'll be seein ya. Bye. Fer now.